peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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