Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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