If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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