Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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