Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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