Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
