How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
