They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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