Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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