And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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