How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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