i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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