I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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