I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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