She's JV to your varsity
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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