I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
