butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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