How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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