I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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