so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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