I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Even my vagina gasped.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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