And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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