CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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