I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
should my penis look like a turkey
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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