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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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