I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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