I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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