i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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