Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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