Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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