This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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