How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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