So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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