The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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