I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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