P.S. I can't hear my feet
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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