While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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