Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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