So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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