Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
how drunk are you?
Several
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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