she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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