Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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