After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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