I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
