Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
