I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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