She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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