What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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