You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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