apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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