Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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