If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Randomize
