like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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