I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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