It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
