so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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