The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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